agents Donna and Nicole do their best to protect a wealthy Asian businessman and his rareĭiamond from a sinister international jewel thief. Introduction by writer-director Andy Sidaris and actress Julie Strain.Audio commentary by writer-director Andy Sidaris and producer Arlene SidarisĪn international criminal with plans for world domination becomes the target of three female super agents.Introduction by writer-director Andy Sidaris.Moore.īoth films have received new 4K transfers by the American Genre Film Archive. 1993’s Fit to Kill stars Dona Speir, Roberta Vasquez, Julie Strain, Bruce Penhall, and R.J. Moore, Bruce Penhall, Tony Peck, and Cynthia Brimhall. They’re the seventh and eighth entries in writer-director Andy Sidaris’ ( Hard Ticket to Hawaii) “Bullets, Bombs, andġ992’s Hard Hunted stars Roberta Vasquez, Dona Speir, R.J. (Sexual situations, extensive nudity, violence, profanity.Hard Hunted and Fit to Kill will be released on Blu-ray on March 17 via Mill CreekĮntertainment. Really hurts to see the sleek flying machine explode at the climax, since it also provided the film's best performance. The women, most of whom are graduates of the Playboy video school of performing arts, display tremendous assets, but acting skills aren't among them, though Dona Speir has credible gumption as a gun-toting babe-of-action.Īndy Sidaris, who in an earlier career directed for ABC Sports, knows how to splice an action sequence together when he cares to, and the best thing in HARD HUNTED is that lethal BLUE THUNDER-style assault gyrocopter, designed by the late Richard Bentley (to whom the film is dedicated). Tony Peck, son of Gregory, has even less to work Still, Moore can't compensate for the underwritten void of Kane's personality. Moore is the son of 007 star Roger Moore, and it's almost interesting to watch him employ his father's politely stiff thespian style in the service of villainy. Kane retreats, vowing vengeance-and back he was in the next movie FIT TO in: 1993 Films, Films, American Films, and 5 more Hard Hunted (1993) Edit Hard Hunted (1993) Director: Andy Sidaris Contents 1 Plot Summary 2 Male Deaths 3 Female Deaths 4 Gallery Plot Summary An international criminal with plans for world domination will stop at nothing in order to get his hands on a nuclear weapon trigger. From then on the characters play a few more rounds of who's-got-the-Buddha? before destroying the detonator. Such silly narrative detours put theīrakes on the fast-paced storyline and rob HARD HUNTED of whatever sense of danger the material might have had. Piloting an Acme-brand hovercraft, the pair get blown up themselves in harmless cartoon fashion. There's another subplot that's meant to be laughable, in which Kane sends two bumbling Latino assassins nicknamed Wiley and Coyote to terminate the good guys. Obviously, Jack Lord barking "Book 'em, Danno!" no long cuts it as Hawaiian law enforcement. Of support during the "sextrology" segment of secret-agent-run radio station KSXY, an erotic island channel tuned in by hero and villain alike. Donna is brought back to "reality" by hearing her colleagues broadcast coded double-entendres Even dazed Donna gets intimate with a Kane henchman, though once she regains her memory she impales him on a machete while taunting that she faked orgasm. "Even James Bond takes time out for sex," says one bedroom-eyed beauty, exemplifying the philosophy of Mondo Sidaris as the variousĬharacters pair off for soft-focus intercourse. With their friend's life in grave danger, the "global balance of power" about to topple, and Kane drawing ever closer, the Hawaiian team decides to take a break. In the ensuingĬonfusion Donna, holding the Buddha, gets kidnapped by Kane's men but manages to bail out over the Pacific and parachute to a small island, where she hits her head and develops amnesia, and is thus easily taken prisoner by Rodrigo Pico (Rodrigo Obregon), white slaver and Kane associate. Suddenly a Kane hit man attacks, raining bullets and rockets from his well-armed gyrocopter. Shane), the stud who can't shoot straight.Ī double agent steals the device, sealed in a jade Buddha, from Kane's yacht and delivers the precious knick-knack to Donna and Nicole, who are on a tanning mission, evidently, in Arizona. Of superagents Donna (Dona Speir), sexy blonde commando Nicole (Roberta Vasquez), sexy brunette commando Edy (Cynthia Brimhall), sexy aspiring singer Shane Abilene (Michael J. is dismayed and alerts the familiar Sidaris roster Moore) who's just smuggled a nuclear detonator out of Red China and plans to sell it to Iraq, making the exchange in the Pacific tropics. HARD HUNTED heralds a new running villain, a standard suave illegal-arms dealer named Kane (R.J. Action-exploitation maven Andy Sidaris strikes again with HARD HUNTED, another entry in his patented "T & E" film formula-"E" for Explosions, "T" for what it usually denotes-in this, the seventh outing for that oversexed squad of Hawaii-based crimefighters.
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